Hot Feet – Bresciani Novelty Socks

Posted by: on Apr 13, 2011 | 2 Comments

I’m not typically one for so-called “novelty” garb, but as with all rules there are exceptions.  A friend of mine was kind enough to think of me and send over the above pair of Bresciani hose, which are certainly a novelty. I wrote recently about Pantherella, and Bresciani is certainly another step up the quality ladder.  Hand-linked toe, large lightly ribbed section at the top to keep everything up, and fine-grade Australian merino are quite the combination.

These arrived though with a little surprise.  My friend did tell me the pair he was sending were quite unique and had text embroidered onto them, but I would never have expected this.  Upon opening the envelope, I discovered a pair of dark gray hose containing the first canto of Dante’s Inferno.  What a lovely way to spice up a pair of flannels.  Yes, yes, it’s all a bit kitsch and unusual, but it’s good to have a bit of tongue-in-cheek fun now and again, isn’t it?  In fact, I’m now considering stitching some verses of Pope’s onto cocktail cuffs.  But I would never wear these shirts with Signore Alighieri’s stockings – that would just be ridiculous.

2 Comments

  1. Yankee-Whisky-Papa
    April 14, 2011

    At least it's in the original Italian, and not in translation. The eternal fires of Hell seem to be last place that flannel socks would be needed, though.

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  2. Stephen Pulvirent
    April 18, 2011

    Yankee-Whisky-Papa,

    I completely agree. They would certainly come in helpful in the ninth circle though. Maybe Canto XXXIV would have been a more appropriate choice.

    Thanks,
    Stephen

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